Catalog only. The chapter bodies were not read. No quoted lines, no free-preview paste, no claim that a welcome row, a restarted chapter 1, or the newest button is the first door.
Search I Have a Mountain, Wo You Yizuo Shan, or 我有一座山. The Qidian page does not print an English title. The mobile book page is book 1011351933, author 老街板面.
There is no 作品相关 shelf. The first volume is 回家种田，初得空间 and opens on 第一章 离婚. The next row is 第二章 兄弟. The second volume is named 空间在手 应有尽有, with two spaces, and opens on 第一遍一十七章 酒席. The character is 遍, not 百. The row after that is 第一百一十八章 三爷爷是个大骗子. The newest slot is 又开了一本新书. This is not the horror-house book. The second volume misprints 百 as 遍 and still keeps going. The door is 第一章 离婚. 1901 rows. 481.57万 characters is the shelf label. The mobile page said 完本, updated 2026-10-01, category 人间百态.
Start at 第一章 离婚
Open 第一章 离婚 on Qidian and follow that catalog from the first story row, not from the newest button. The Chinese original, 我有一座山, is the book page. On 16 October 2026 the mobile page called it 完本, author 老街板面, category 人间百态, updated 2026-10-01, with 481.57万 characters. The catalog listed 1901 rows. The public pitch was not copied here.
The newest button is not the door
The newest timestamp points at 又开了一本新书. 481.57万 characters is a shelf label, not a dare. You are deciding whether 第一章 离婚, filed under 人间百态, is your door. 完本 is a status.
Who should start here
Try it if a search for I Have a Mountain, Wo You Yizuo Shan, or 我有一座山 sent you and you want this Chinese original by 老街板面, on book 1011351933. Nearby door: I Have a Horror House.
Leave it if you want a newcomer’s first chance at training, checked scene by scene. That door is the RMJI opening guide. The shelf is the I Have a Mountain reading series. The index is where to start.
Sources and limits
Checked on 16 October 2026, from public Qidian pages only. The desktop book URL returned an anti-bot stub; the mobile book page and catalog loaded. No chapter body was copied. The character total is the 总字数 on the book record.